apparently, at some point in time i bookmarked a wikipedia article titled "Animals who Eat Humans"

demon cat

too many people wanted to get on the bus today. i don't think it would have made too much of a difference if they had not, because either way we all ended up being late. they crammed up against each other, strangers' bodies all folding in to one another. i was seated, wearing a skirt. a girl in front of me was standing, wearing a skirt. for a moment, our bare legs touched, and i hated it.

today i saw something go down a drain very quickly. it was either a dead leaf or a GIANT FROG.

also remember

capgras delusion