In the Spirit of Da Wolf(e)

this cricket lived and died a decade ago

also, some fools deleted the animals who eat humans wikipedia page

Does anyone out there feel me????

About how much Charlottesville sucks?!!!!!!!!!!! This is the dumbest place ever.

apparently, at some point in time i bookmarked a wikipedia article titled "Animals who Eat Humans"

demon cat

too many people wanted to get on the bus today. i don't think it would have made too much of a difference if they had not, because either way we all ended up being late. they crammed up against each other, strangers' bodies all folding in to one another. i was seated, wearing a skirt. a girl in front of me was standing, wearing a skirt. for a moment, our bare legs touched, and i hated it.

today i saw something go down a drain very quickly. it was either a dead leaf or a GIANT FROG.

also remember

capgras delusion

Remember

"order of magnitude"